Im gonna talk about A relationship

Trying to be clickbaity but epically failing.
Hey whats up ?!

So what's this whole thing about marriage? Did I arrive late to the party where I missed the intro on 'ticking biological clocks' or 'women need to get married before 30' or 'maybe it's time you settled down?'

Hahahhahaha . Actually quite frankly deep down I was waiting for these sterotype phrases and questions to be thrown at me everyday just so that I had something to scoff about. Cuz apparently outrage and making issues over nonexistent matters are a big rage in 2017-18. Didn't you hear ?

Maybe it's not so funny that shaadi.com actually has a profile with me with shitty sari photos made with good intentions and that I actually hacked into someone's phone to change settings from not drinks and smokes to yes drinks and smokes and got fifty hits more. ( What yo' , premium account benefits outweigh bad habitZzz didn't you read the fine print ?)  When ironically I don't do either; smoking and drinking(heavy) . But of course let's just pretend I'm a badass.

Anyways ironys aside, are cat men to be trusted like dog women ? Or do burping to the latest hits count as matrimonial hobbies?
These questions eventually need answers. Til then imma chillin' with my non alcoholic bevs making pretend smoke hearts listening to put a ring on it. Cyaaaaa

Stop , reassess and then react !

I've realised everytime I get worked up about a situation, riled up with something that's bothering me I end up making a bad decision, saying something stupid or doing something regrettable .
Anger management seems to have been on the agenda for quite awhile but due to lack of time, millions of excuses about being too busy adding to the frustration and anger in itself i've finally decided I'm due for a major upgrade.
Taking care of myself seems to be a top priority on the list before anything else. I need to settle my issues and the first one being hasty decision making. I've been taking yoga and meditation classes especially, physical exercise as well and I've realised this endorphin release has been doing a world of wonders. I know I've not discovered a wonder drug and I knew all this from the ten years of studying the human body etc but hey the implementation has just been lacking.
Now in retrospect when I look back at certain things I've done and said I've been quite certain that they could have been handled with a lot more grace. Especially when it came to taking the higher road, bringing down the ego a notch.
Currently as I struggle less with anger issues which I'm not saying I'm completely rid of, I always do take a moment to calm down , analyse the situation not do or say anything stupid until I'm actually sure that yes, this is it. This is what I should be doing and this is what I shouldn't be saying that I go ahead and get along with this process I call... Getting better at this 'adulting thing'.